She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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