ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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