What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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