your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
