If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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