How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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