so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
