i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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