Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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