girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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