I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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