Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
