I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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