sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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