So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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