Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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