Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
my being single is dangerous.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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