And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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