her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Buhtt sex?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
