I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Blood and glitter go together right?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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