I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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