i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
