You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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