if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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