I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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