My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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