I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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