This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
We are two peas in an std pod
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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