If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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