I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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