David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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