Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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