The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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