school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
