Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
