We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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