so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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