Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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