You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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