Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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