yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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