Small penises have feelings too.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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