North Korea, Best Korea!
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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