so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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