Nicole vs. Life
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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