I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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