Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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