She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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