dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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