I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You left your phone here
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