happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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